When you get me and Glass involved in a Roleplay.
Glass TheAbsol teleports in, before rearing up onto her hind legs, balancing in a bipedal stance before summoning a large scythe with a silver blade and black obsidian handle, spinning it around her like a fucking badass, before stopping it from spinning and grasping the scythe in one paw, the blade facing backwards and pointing away from her as she raises the other paw up in a semi curled form, grinning in a somewhat meniacal way as she glanced over everyone who was gathered there.
[10:25:51 PM] Glass TheAbsol: "Heeeres Glassy!"
[10:26:22 PM] Gunia: What a wonderful entrance
[10:26:27 PM] Gunia: But I'm afraid the show was yesterday
[10:26:28 PM] Gunia: Sorry
[10:26:33 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Sorry
[10:26:33 PM] Glass TheAbsol: too bad
[10:26:43 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: You can buy tickets for next year though.
[10:26:45 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: You're welcome to.
[10:26:49 PM] Glass TheAbsol: no
[10:26:51 PM] Gunia: They're on sale~
[10:26:54 PM] Glass TheAbsol: I'm good x3
[10:26:57 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Ya sure?
[10:27:06 PM] Gunia: We'll give you a special discount
[10:27:17 PM] Glass TheAbsol: I'm sure
[10:27:27 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: 0.5% off.
[10:27:29 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Trust me.
[10:27:31 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: It's worth it.
[10:27:39 PM] Gunia: You'll never see an offer like this again
[10:27:41 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Once in a lifetime opportunity!
[10:27:47 PM] Loony: *A small pink blob plops down onto the ground from the sky, oozing back together you can notice that it has a Derp face and a paint brush in it's limb. It's voice is that of a mildly gruff female* "Hey there."
[10:27:53 PM] Loony: ((That's me as a pokemon))
[10:28:10 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Oh, another customer.
[10:28:14 PM] Loony: ((
))
[10:28:23 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: You missed the show sadly, but you're always welcome to come next year!
[10:28:33 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: We're selling tickets right now!
[10:28:46 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: (( lol that ditto ))
[10:28:50 PM] Loony: "Good." *Pulls out a wallet and buys one*
[10:29:21 PM] Loony: "What's this thing for anyways?"
[10:29:40 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Uh.
[10:29:44 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: A show.
[10:29:52 PM] Loony: "What kind of show?"
[10:29:54 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: It's a show.
[10:30:00 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: The uh...the best kind!
[10:30:15 PM] Loony: "I just spent 50 bucks, I want some elaboration."
[10:30:58 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Haha...
[10:30:59 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Uh.
[10:31:02 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol moves to a more relaxed pose, the scythe disappearing in the shimmer of the air. She crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow at the current goings on. She sighs and summons her wallet, flicking through it and muttering silently to herself, probably in the form of curses, pulling out five $100 notes and handing them to Funnio. "Get me ten years worth. You better not scam me or you'll have a new status as a headless corpse."
[10:31:14 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Ah, thank you!
[10:31:29 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: I'll uh, write you up.
[10:31:53 PM] Loony: "Damn! Your even more flippant with your cash than I am...What gives? Have you seen this before or some shit?"
[10:31:56 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Gabriel, Funnio987 's eyes dart from left to right, a single drop of sweat rolls down his cheek.
[10:32:06 PM] Gunia: Oh hand it over
[10:32:09 PM] Gunia: I'll ring her up
[10:32:13 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Oki dokie.
[10:32:17 PM] Gunia: You nervous wreck
[10:32:20 PM] Loony: "Aww well, I can always get my cash back from his corpse if he stiffs me."
[10:32:33 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: I uh...what?
[10:32:36 PM | Edited 10:32:38 PM] Glass TheAbsol: "This is true"
[10:33:00 PM] Gunia: "Could I have your email address"
[10:33:03 PM] Loony: "No."
[10:33:06 PM] Gunia: "I'm emailing the ticket codes there"
[10:33:23 PM] Gunia: "No spam, promise."
[10:33:31 PM] Loony: "Why the fuck would I need those. I have the physical copy right here, unless this is fake...?"
[10:33:39 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Uh. Proof of purchase.
[10:33:41 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Or something.
[10:33:43 PM] Gunia: "It's just in case. You don't have to."
[10:33:46 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Y-Yeah.
[10:33:53 PM | Edited 10:33:57 PM] Loony: "I won't."
[10:34:08 PM] Gunia: "Alright then."
[10:34:11 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Uh, could we have your address and phone number?"
[10:34:19 PM] Loony: *Stares at the both of them with her derp face*
[10:34:22 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Just incase you uh, lose 'em."
[10:34:46 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Gabriel, Funnio987 tries not to keep eye contact with the pink blob.
[10:35:01 PM] Loony: "No. I don't like solicitors. I already have the government knowing where I live, I don't need you bozos too trying to sell me shit like healthcare."
[10:35:06 PM] Gunia: Gunia is too drawn out in her phone to care about the pink blob.
[10:35:33 PM] Loony: *Facial expression remains the exact same, and continues to stare without blinking*
[10:36:15 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Haha. I guess."
[10:36:29 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "I think I'm just gonna step aside here."
[10:36:38 PM] Loony: *Derp face intensfies*
[10:37:08 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol summons her scythe and holds it in her right paw, slinging it over her shoulder, blade pointing upwards. She then summons a peice of paper and a pen, holding the pen in one hand, while floating the paper as she writes down stuff on the paper, before duplicating it because fuck logic, she's Absol, giving one to Funnio and one to Gunia. The paper reads - 'I shall not giveth you thy number and name untill thou hast taken part in thy's sacrifice.'
[10:37:40 PM | Edited 10:37:43 PM] Loony: *Eyes the contract* "You some kind of demon, lady?"
[10:37:59 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Gabriel, Funnio987 picks the paper from the air, holding it in his hand.
[10:38:06 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "...s-sacrifice?"
[10:38:16 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol glares at Twilight, silently telling her not to butt in
[10:38:25 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Uh...what kind of sacrifice?"
[10:38:45 PM] Loony: *Stares at her with her derp face* "Betcha she's aiming to steal your soul."
[10:40:58 PM | Edited 10:41:15 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol grins, before swinging her scythe in one fluid movement, the blade barely missing contact with Funnio's face, stopping it before it hit the ground, before flipping it and bringing it back up, purposly taking the same path and just missing Funnio before settling the scythe back on her shoulder. "Oh, just a small one."
[10:41:38 PM] Loony: "I sold my soul once, had a bitch of a time getting it back. I'd check for fine print if I were you bozo."
[10:42:17 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol glares at Twilight. "Souls are cheap. I deal in more... Interesting forms of currency."
[10:42:46 PM] Loony: "Like prostitution? You seem like the type."
[10:42:53 PM] Loony: ((OOOOH SNAP))
[10:43:08 PM] Loony: (I just love this rude and blunt characterization))
[10:43:17 PM] Loony: (She just does not give a shit)
[10:43:37 PM] Loony: (No offense to you Duma))
[10:44:05 PM] Loony: (If I'm offending anyone feel free to call me out, I don't want to go too far))
[10:44:18 PM] Glass TheAbsol: ((Nah, I'm good x3))
[10:45:35 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: (( Back))
[10:45:48 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Uh..."
[10:45:53 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol only sighs. "No, I deal in means that is too detailed for your tiny brain to comprehend, and trying to do such a thing will explode your insignifigant little brains into nothingness."
[10:46:04 PM] Glass TheAbsol: ((OOH THAT COMEBACK))
[10:46:27 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Gabriel, Funnio987 slowly walks away from the both of them, hoping to not be noticed.
[10:46:33 PM] Loony: "Yeah, your definitely supernatural. Although I've eaten enough brains, so I think I'd be okay."
[10:47:23 PM] Loony: "I don't even think I have a brain, more of a etheral sentience or something."
[10:51:15 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol glances towards Funnio, moving her scythe so that the blade was poking into his back, forcing him back to where she could see him properly. "And where were you going?"
Turning back to the ditto, Glass grins. "Oh goodie, you realised I'm supernatural. I'd of thought the whole quadruped-becoming-a-biped thing would give it away, but then again, I am talking to a sub-par metamorph that has the intelectual capabilities of nothing more than an human, if that."
[10:51:49 PM] Glass TheAbsol: ((OOH GLASS BE HATIN' ON DITTO))
[10:52:13 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "I'm uh...going to uh, put the money in the cash register! Yeah."
[10:52:44 PM] Loony: *Continues staring with her derp face* "So, you know every possible capeability I have from spending 5 minuetes and 25 seconds talking to me."
[10:53:32 PM] Loony: "Like, you know how I could eat this entire planet and have done such things before."
[10:54:57 PM] Loony: ((Yeeeeeeahh, I have no idea where I'm going with this character))
[10:55:02 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol shrugs and glares at Funnio, before grinning. Turning her gaze back to the ditto, Glass shrugs. "Most ditto, if they of course wanted to could eat an entire planet. I've seen such things before. Quite amusing."
[10:55:04 PM] Glass TheAbsol: ((x3))
[10:55:12 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "And that I need to head to the hospital to uh, check on my...great-grandfather?"
[10:55:30 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol smirks. "He's gonna die anyway, why bother?"
[10:55:38 PM | Edited 10:55:45 PM] Glass TheAbsol: ((OOOH))
[10:55:47 PM | Edited 10:56:07 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Uh, well I also need to check on my uh, little sister?"
[10:55:58 PM] Loony: "Exactly, you seem to enjoy wasting your time. How come, don't have anything better to do?"
[10:58:47 PM | Edited 10:59:05 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol scoffs. "Not really, no. Just an occasional deal here, reap someone there, I'm a lone wolf." She said, before looking back towards Funnio. "Speaking of reaping and deals, I believe I was chatting to you about a sacrifice of sorts. I could watch you come up with more pitiful excuses to try and get away that will fail or I can take my sacrifice now and go on my merry way. I'm kind of leaning towards the second option. These conversations get boring fast."
[10:59:29 PM] Loony: "I was never stopping you. I say my thoughts, as it is my nature."
[10:59:46 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "You uh, never said what kind of sacrifice."
[10:59:58 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "If it involves someones life...take her."
[11:00:02 PM | Edited 11:00:13 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Gabriel, Funnio987 points at Gunia.
[11:00:12 PM] Loony: "Typical."
[11:00:39 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol laughs. "What I call for sacrifice will not work on her. Vampires don't have a sense of moral."
[11:01:20 PM | Edited 11:01:27 PM] Glass TheAbsol: "I have other sacrifices for vampires"
[11:01:50 PM] Loony: "I thought I smelled dust. Although you seem much too full of juice to be a normal one. Might want to watch the snacks."
[11:02:54 PM] Loony: "This should help." *Lifts up the paintbrush to the sky, drawing a circle and summoning the sun*
[11:03:30 PM | Edited 11:03:41 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol scoffs. "Please, I have nothing to do with demons and whatever. Souls are what they deal in. I deal in moral and emotions. Completely different"
[11:04:01 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Wait, wait, wait. She's a vampire?"
[11:04:11 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Oh lemme guess, I'm the only human here. Right?"
[11:04:54 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol levitates her scythe and claps four times slowly. "Congrats idiot."
[11:05:22 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Can I head home? She was the one that convinced me to do this. It wasn't me."
[11:05:27 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "She came up with the idea."
[11:05:32 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "I didn't even wanna do this."
[11:05:57 PM] Loony: "Hmm, you don't seem to give a fuck about the sun. Must be one of those sparkly vamps then." *Blinks from the light* "Yup"
[11:06:10 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "Can I go home?"
[11:07:24 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol smirks. "Afraid not." She says, grasping her scythe and pressing the blade down on Funnio's shoulder, creating a small gash which leaked a little blood.
[11:07:45 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "A-ah..! P-Please don't hurt me."
[11:08:03 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Gabriel, Funnio987 tears start forming in his eyes.
[11:08:05 PM] Loony: *Blinks and picks a Lollipop of the ground and starts licking it*
[11:11:20 PM] Loony: *Finishes the Lollipop, eating the paper stick as well. Still feeling somewhat famished she paints a roast turkey into existence and begins munching on it.*
[11:12:17 PM | Edited 11:12:43 PM] Glass TheAbsol: Glass TheAbsol smirks more. "Wuss. It won't hurt." She says, before summoning a small vial of crystalline liquid. Opening the cap of the vial, blue smoke rose from the opening, and the absol glanced up at Funnio. "Much."
Clicking her claws, a similar blue mist rose from the gash on Funnio's shoulder, knowing full well that now he'd be feeling a slight stinging sensation that then transformed into the feeling of fire on his skin as the two mists combined.
Then, the mists joined fully and went back into the vial, and Glass quickly closed the lid. She grinned at Funnio, before turning away and starting to walk off. "Have fun without the emotion of guilt!" She said, waving goodbye and teleporting off.
[11:13:07 PM | Edited 11:13:13 PM] Loony: "I bet your responsible for the holocaust in some way." *Eats the entire turkey in a single gulp*
[11:13:26 PM] Glass TheAbsol: ((OH GODS I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THAT))
[11:13:29 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: Gabriel, Funnio987 screamed for a moment as the mist met his flesh. He then stopped and chuckled.
[11:13:42 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987: "That didn't hurt that much. Just a quick zapperooni."
[11:14:18 PM] Loony: "He still has his fear, right?"
[11:15:08 PM | Edited 11:15:13 PM] Glass TheAbsol: *A note appears before Twilight, written in Glass's handwriting* 'Yes. Guilt isn't fear. He still has plenty of fear.'
[11:15:54 PM] Loony: "Good." *Slips on a hockey mask and turns into Jason Voorhes, complete with machete.*
[11:16:11 PM] Loony: "Let's start, shall we?"
[11:16:30 PM] Glass TheAbsol: ((Want to play a game? LETS PLAY SAW))
[11:16:37 PM] Gabriel, Funnio987:
[11:16:41 PM] *** Gabriel, Funnio987 has left ***
